I'm late, sheeps head anyone?

Sheep
Always have been, always will be.

At 22: "Do you think that actually getting a degree would be worthwile? Yeah, wow! So do I. Just think of the benefits and opportunities that would rise before me if I did so. I mean, I'm 22...I should be graduating already, and yet somehow, I'm only just thinking of starting.....".....Shit....that was a bit late dude....

At 26 "Do you think that buying some property would be a good idea? Yeah, I think that it would too. I mean, I'm poor otherwise, and the prices are actually reasonable right now. I could buy my flat from my landlord for a hundred grand. Of course, I won't do that, but keep paying rent and watch the value of the property rise to nearly 200 grand over the next 3 years......D'OH!!! F#)(*KKI#@*@ D'OH!!!!

At 2fooking8forgodsake!: "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if I could at least even DRIVE a frckin car???!!!" Yeah....that'd be cool. Like I'm 7teen again!!!

Ah well, like I said ..... I'm late...... I feel like a mewling bloody kitten some days.....YOu mean THAT'S what I supposed to do??!!!

I do have a plan, but its about as realistic as Lister's from Red Dwarf: Farm in Fiji.... I want to forsake work and walk the dogs and grow marijuana while the girl pays for it all.

We're getting there I guess; she's doing a computer science degree. Another 3 years and then SHE'LL take over the mantle of breadwinner!! HEH HEH!! (SUCKER!!!) Then we can base ourselves in Holland and I can become a marijuana specialist while she troubleshoots helpdesk to pay the bills.

She's already agreed. I'll work my ass off for the next 5 or so years, then she'll take over. God, what a woman!! I don't ask for much in life surely??!!